I mean to kill ye all! (mighty_pirate) wrote in absurdity_now,
I mean to kill ye all!

Will Jim Fix It? Bets?

Dear Mr Saville,

I want to be an Ewok.
Can you fix it for me?

Yours effervescently,
Your greatest fan.

P.s: Let's have babies.


Only I can't find a god damned postal address! There's no Jimmy Saville fan club!!! This is an outrage! A darn tooting, orange & yellow, snotty nosed outrage!

Anyone who can find me a postal or email address for Jimmy Saville wins a get out of jail free card*.


*get out of jail free card not guaranteed.

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